Est. 2026 · Serving Battle Alley and several comment sections beyond
Battle Alley BugleSatire and parody from Holly, Michigan. Nothing here should be mistaken for actual reporting, including by people who mistake Facebook comments for municipal law.
Satire about Holly history, landmarks, historic buildings, and preservation efforts.
The historic Holly Hotel has announced a new haunted house attraction featuring terrifying experiences drawn entirely from its own history, after determining that traditional ghosts were no longer capable of frightening…
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Months after relocating Holly’s historic Union Depot, officials have moved on to the next phase of the decades-long preservation effort: deciding what the restored 1886 building should actually be used for.
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Holly officials unveiled a preservation initiative to restore regular public combat to Battle Alley, beginning with an annual reenactment of the 1880 brawl that helped give the downtown landmark its name.
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A new historical marker at Crapo Park immediately entered Holly's traditional review process, with residents identifying disputed wording, missing context, punctuation concerns, and several grandparents who should apparently have been consulted.
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