HOLLY — Big Poppa’s Pizzeria has introduced a new ordering procedure after a local resident publicly expressed intimate intentions toward the restaurant’s pizza crust for the second time.
The latest incident involved a request for information about the next full moon and a detailed description of how the customer intended to enjoy their purchase. Management confirmed that neither lunar conditions nor direct skin contact were considered during development of the original recipe.
Under the new policy, customers ordering pizza will be asked to confirm that the crust is intended for human consumption. Those selecting “Other” may still complete their purchases, but delivery drivers have been instructed to leave the pizza 1,000 feet from the customer’s residence and wait until safely inside their vehicles before sending the delivery notification.
The restaurant stressed that it appreciates customer loyalty and remains committed to providing quality pizza regardless of how emotionally attached customers become to individual menu components.
Meanwhile, the resident has reportedly inquired about placing a crust-only order for the next full moon. Staff agreed to fill the order but asked the resident to stop referring to pickup as “our date.”
Big Poppa’s also clarified that its garlic cream cheese is approved for dipping purposes only.
For readers wishing to review the original incident, Big Poppa’s public statement is available here:
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